What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Mosely in a white van.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
