A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Vehicle Jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
