Vehicle jokes
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
KSI driving ability.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.