Vehicle jokes
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
KSI driving ability.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"