Vehicle jokes

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?

Most people: No.

Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.

What does the cell ride to work?

A vesicle.

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

What did the bus say to the other bus?

"Beep!"

Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?

A van.

Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.

KSI driving ability.

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired!

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a sports car in my garage.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.