Vehicle jokes
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"