Vehicle jokes
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Ignition of the bus engine.
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What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.