Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

My disabled dad went to the grocery store.

He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.

Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.

Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • What did the doctor say to the potato?

    It told it it had tuberculosis.

    If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

    I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

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