Vegetable

Vegetable Jokes

Pool

What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?

Vegetable soup.

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  • Tomato

    Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

    Lettuce

    So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.

    Road

    Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

    A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

    Road

    Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.

    Carrot

    Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?

    Because he was grounded.

    Incest

    So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

    He'll probably leave her alone now.

    He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • Gay

    John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

    "I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

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  • Child

    If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

    I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

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  • Fight

    What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

    Time to beet your maker.

    Part

    What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

    The wheelchair.