What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
yum
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.