Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.