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What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.

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    • What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

    A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

    He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

    A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

    Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

    Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

    Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

    Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"