What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
wanna hear a joke about corn
Nevermind it's too corny
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
Potato
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
If 2 vegetable have a argument is called beef
Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Ur mom gay
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable? You wait for it to thaw
