Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
i suck big weiner
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.