Vegetable jokes
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Spinach
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.