What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Vegetable Jokes
Daikon legs.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
