What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets
Mushroom
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
My disabled dad went to the grocery store
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him
Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle
