Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
What do my wife and dinner have in common they are both vegetables
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
When I said I wanted vegetable stew I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable ?? - Ladies Finger
