What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!