Vegetable

Vegetable Jokes

Dick

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

Onion

I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.

Cucumber

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

Cabbage

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.

Broccoli

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

Wheelchair

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?

Wheelchair

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Site

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

Broccoli

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

Cannibal

Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.

Dog

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

Tomato

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

Cannibal

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.