What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.