When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Use Jokes
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
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He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
