1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
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For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
