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41 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
A meme featuring an annoyed-looking, anthropomorphic caterpillar with large blue eyes and a cigarette hanging from its mouth, exhaling smoke. It is perched on a branch. Above the caterpillar, white text on a black background reads: "How Mario Kart Players look at you when you press the Gas button to drive instead of using the Japanese shiddle flick glitch that gives you a 0.2 second headstart."
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  • Sentence

    17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.
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  • Dinner

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A text conversation where one person says "Dinner is served", another responds with "Bone apple teeth" and then a third person posts a picture of a mugshot of a man with the text "Pls stop using your dad's mugshot as a reaction pic" and "JUN 17 2017"
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  • Loaf

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a close-up of a loaf of meatloaf, with slices cut, on a white plate. The meatloaf has a reddish sauce on top, and is garnished with fresh herbs. The image also shows a wooden bowl with salt and pepper and some broccoli in the background. The text on the image says, "Me at 17: (uses fake ID for liquor). Me at loaf:"
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  • Money

    35 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    Big Bird is standing looking downward. Below him text reads: "Big Bird once again kindly offers money to homeless Oscar. He knows fully well that Oscar would immediately use it to fulfill his heroin addiction, which is precisely what he wants. Enough money to help him stay addicted, but not enough to get him to quit or die. An endless cycle of suffering that keeps him throbbingly erect at night."
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  • Lemonade

    28 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."
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  • Bro

    36 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."
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  • Fact

    20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A meme showing a picture of Betty White with the text, "Interesting fact: Betty White used to be Betty Grey until she fought the Balrog and was reborn."
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  • Deer

    49 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago
    A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.
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  • Tank

    16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A black and white image with two panels. The top panel shows a soldier standing by a body of water with a submerged tank. The text says, "Panzer of the deep, what's your wisdom?" The bottom panel shows a close up of the submerged tank. The text says, "Stop using meth, Jerry. I'm just a fucking tank."
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    Pokemon card

    17 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    lol

    A meme of a Pokemon card featuring Steven He with 200 HP. He is labeled as 'Stage 2'. The card has two attacks: 'Beijing Corn' which uses corn to create waves, and 'Emotional Damage' which is used to be stupid. There is text indicating 'fake card'.
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  • Hot pocket

    28 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".
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  • Glock

    26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."
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    16 views · MEME LORD · 2 years ago
    My granpa when he used to
change my diaper and then
start wiggling his worm in me
@smokabean
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    Pokemon card

    18 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    lol the best pokemon card ever

    A Pokemon card featuring the Duolingo Owl with muscular arms. The card reads 'MEGA Epic Dulingo Owl.' The attack is 'Does 10000000 damage to your opponent by using spanish vanish attack.' Other attributes are 'Babble 10000' and 'Unstoppable.'
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  • Pronoun

    39 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

    What have we humans come to?

    The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.
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  • Man

    31 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".
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  • Minion

    104 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"
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  • Username

    39 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
    The image shows a meme with text at the top that reads: "Girls named anna/hannah on their way to use the word banana when creating their username:". Below this, there's a comment section featuring a profile picture of an anime girl and a username "getannabortion". The comment says: "jokes on you I'm way more creative than that 😂✌️" and shows 10978 likes. Some Chinese characters like "留言" (comment) are also visible.
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  • Enemy

    14 views · синий напиток · 2 years ago

    🅱️haq

    The image shows Shaq holding an Icy Hot package with a text that reads: "Shaq uses IcyHot to freeze his mortal enemies and later burn them to ash."
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