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Hellen Keller can use hodled's words because they are so bad.
steven hawkinig never used a condom he used a fire wall
What does people use more than you that is yours?
Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.
I use to have a imaginary friend who I could talk to a he could grant me wishes and stuff.. and the I stopped going to church
My father always used to say:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until the accident.
Gwen I set out som chats for us just got to pr! btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff so I am usng my schol computer I don't have long but I will make sure to have som tim 4 u
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
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