Use jokes
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Memes
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
"Among Us" tea water.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.