"UR Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry. But ur not.
ur the reason got created the middle finger
if ur sisert mack u 100% mad slap ur siert
when ur excited to finally see ur sister, and then u realize shes wearing ur cloths
So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi
Son why do i not have an Easter basket. Mom ur 23 u don't need one. Ends calls child support
When ur husband can’t afford for a punching bag he uses his wife
“Jonny jonny” “yes papa” “eating sugar” no papa” “OPEN UR MOUTH!!” Shoves hand down throat-
when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her
FUCKING MENT
Your name is baller cuz ur in my moms baller
ur mom ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i have no friends :'(