You're a fat poop poop!
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Ur mum gay.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
