Ur jokes
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
You're tiny!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
ur a wizard harry
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
"Ur Mater."
Ur mom.
Oof, you're gay!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
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Your love life.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"