Ur jokes

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Mom

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Memes

Picture

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Orphan

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Uranus

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Name

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

Name

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."