Ur jokes

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

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If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

You're tiny!

Your mom's a lead, Poe.

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

"Ur Mater."

Ur mom.

Oof, you're gay!

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

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Your love life.

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.