Ur jokes

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your mom's a lead, Poe.

You're a bish, and you are too!

You're tiny!

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

"Ur Mater."

Ur mom.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

Oof, you're gay!

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Your love life.

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.