Ur jokes

Mom

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Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Mom

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Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Picture

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Orphan

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Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Uranus

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When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.