Ur jokes

Rake

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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Hairline

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@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Picture

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Orphan

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Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Uranus

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When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.