Ur jokes

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Mom

  • Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

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    Mom

  • Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

    Orphan

  • If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Wait, they don't have any.

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    Picture

  • I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

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    Orphan

  • Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

    Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

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    Uranus

  • When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

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