Ur jokes

Mom

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Makeup

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Hairline

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Memes

Mum

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Girl

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Rake

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Picture

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Name

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

Name

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

Uranus

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Orphan

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Mom

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.