Ur Jokes

Son why do i not have an Easter basket. Mom ur 23 u don't need one. Ends calls child support

"UR Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry. But ur not.

ur the reason got created the middle finger

if ur sisert mack u 100% mad slap ur siert

Bully:Agh ur ugly, me: said ur mom when u were born

knok knok whos ther? ur blue nue hue kuo

So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi

when ur excited to finally see ur sister, and then u realize shes wearing ur cloths

What's the point of sex when ur gay Because only gay people jerk off

ur mum gai

My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!

Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!

When ur husband can’t afford for a punching bag he uses his wife

Ur Mom Gay Dab

Your name is baller cuz ur in my moms baller

Ur mama so fat that when she when to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even know your fatter than me

when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her

FUCKING MENT

Dear Gwen. Gwen when I said sorry I ment that as a sarcastic why and point of veiw! Tbh u make me sick as a dog! also ur so annoying stop holding that anger in BTW I AM A SPECIAL CHILD! btw I am 6 years old btw! please comment good or not! Irdc!