Ur jokes

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Ur mom gei.

Ur mum homo.

Your life.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

I think I need to kiss your butt.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Don’t cut yourself up about it.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.