Ur jokes

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Ur mom gei.

Ur mum homo.

Your life.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

Don’t cut yourself up about it.

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

I think I need to kiss your butt.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.