Ur jokes

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Ur mom gei.

Ur mum homo.

Your life.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

I think I need to kiss your butt.

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Don’t cut yourself up about it.