A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
What went up but never came down? Stephen hawking's IQ
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
What hurts the most?š¹
A. Breaking up before chewing
B. Breaking up after chewing . šššš
What goes up but doesn't come down
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
Wow, you did 10 chin ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks š· pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
