Ups jokes
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Imagine thereโs a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because youโre schizophrenic.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.