Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.
While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
America.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
