Washington DC jokes

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?

Dumb kid: The W???

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Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.