You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? -- It was given two consecutive sentences.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
GINGER!
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What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
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