A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
1+1? Too hard.
