Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Did yโall hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? Theyโre just two week to quit.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ฬJason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ฬ and the other friend says ฬButt He is ฬ.
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
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i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,โ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?โ The other one said, โIโm sapient, you are sentient!!โ BOINGZINGA!!!?
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
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