Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Two Jokes
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
