Two Jokes

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon. "What the heck are you doing here?" "I couldn't sleep."

I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David's father had three

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"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"

"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"

"I meant the ice cream bro..."

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What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus

The picture gets hung with one nail not two

Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can’t. Girl: My parents aren’t home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_

s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven

It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Knock know Who’s there Not the two twin towers

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!

Rachel: alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

two hotdogs are walking accros the street one is walking slow what dose the 2 one say ketchup

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So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.