Twin Towers jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.