Twin Towers jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...