Twin Towers jokes
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Cancer.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.