Twin Towers jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Fuck me.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."