Twin Towers jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."