Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

North Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

9/11

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Plane

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Tower

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Difference

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

Jet

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

Rick Astley

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Pilot

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Name

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Dad

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Mom

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.