Twin Towers jokes
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your hairline.
Your mum!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.