Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Pilot

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Name

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Dad

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Mom

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Employee

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Crash

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

America

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

Name

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

Airplane

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

Pilot

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Pizza

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.