Twin Towers jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Fuck me.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.