Twin Towers jokes
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥