Twin Towers jokes
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!