Twin Towers jokes
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My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Frère l'été ici!
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Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
"I’m coming for you two!"