Why are dead baby jokes always funny... They never get old
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Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies my dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11
haha joke haha
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke
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my dad did in the attacks he was the best pilot for pakistan
