Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Twin Towers Jokes
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Ass.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
