Twin Towers jokes
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Fuck me.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."