Twin Towers jokes
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Cancer.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.