Twin Towers jokes
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"