Twin Towers jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Biden did 9/10.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."