Twin Towers jokes
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Must have been a woman pilot.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
"I’m coming for you two!"
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.