Twin Towers jokes
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.