Twin Towers jokes
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.