Twin Towers jokes
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Mama milky?
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Frère l'été ici!
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.