Twin Towers jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ooo.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.