Twin Towers jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Cancer.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.