Twin Towers jokes
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.