Twin Towers jokes
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Biden did 9/10.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.