Twin Towers jokes
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Balls.