Twin Towers jokes

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

"I’m coming for you two!"

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

I'm Pickle Rick!

Mama milky?

"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."

9/11.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.