Twin Towers jokes
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
I'm Pickle Rick!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.