Twin Towers jokes
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Like this if you are in foster care.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Biden did 9/10.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
"That plane lookin kinda low."
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."