Twin Towers jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Must have been a woman pilot.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.