What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Twin Towers Jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Cancer.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I'm Gay.
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
