Twin Towers jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Like this if you are in foster care.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Just do it.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Butthole.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.