Twin Towers jokes
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
I'm Pickle Rick!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.