Twin Towers jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Your hairline.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Ur next.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Ass.
Your mum!
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."