Twin Towers jokes
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It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Balls.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
9/11.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."