Twin Towers jokes
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
It was 9/10.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.