Twin Towers jokes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
9/11.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!