Twin Towers jokes
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Fuck me.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Biden did 9/10.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.