Twin Towers jokes
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.