Twin Towers jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Just do it.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Butthole.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.