Twin Towers jokes
Fuck me.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Cancer.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
I'm Gay.
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.