Twin Towers jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: š
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Mama milky?
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.