Twin Towers jokes
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Fuck me.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.