Twin Towers jokes
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Like this if you are in foster care.
Your hairline.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Must have been a woman pilot.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!