Twin Towers jokes
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? š¤
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: š
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Fuck me.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.