Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I'm Pickle Rick!
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.