Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Flight

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Brother

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Chess

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

Kill

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Plant

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Airplane

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Terrorist

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Homie

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Tower

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!