Twin Towers jokes
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.