Twin Towers jokes
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Mama milky?
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Goofy ahh jokes below.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿