Twin Towers jokes
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Just do it.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.