Twin Towers jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
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All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.