Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Homie

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Tower

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

North Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Plane

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Tower

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Difference

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

Jet

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.