9/11.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
turn the comments into a kindergarden fight
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
"That plane lookin kinda low."
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
