Twin Towers jokes
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Ummmm 67.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.