Twin Towers jokes
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Your mum!
Mama milky?
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?