Twin Towers jokes
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
It was 9/10.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.