Twin Towers jokes
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Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
It was 9/10.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.