Twin Towers jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎