Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

9/11

    • If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

    That one really *crashed and burned*.

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    • Airplane

    • At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

    Pilot

    • Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

    Passengers: *Clap*

    Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

    Flight Attendant: And what is that?

    Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

    Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

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    • Work

    • It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

    I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

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    • Chicken

    • Why did the chicken cross the towers?

    Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

    9/11

    • What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

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