Twin Towers jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Like this if you are in foster care.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.