Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Sky

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

Gender

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

9/11

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

Tower

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

Tower

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Food

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.