When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
The Twin Towers.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
