Twin Towers jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Y'all smell like ass!
Biden did 9/10.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.