Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Food

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Twin

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Song

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

Tower

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Button

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Gender

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.