Twin Towers jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay