Twin Towers jokes

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Goofy ahh jokes below.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

Why is the Pentagon mad?

Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

Why is my plane delayed?

Because someone hit the Sears Tower.

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.

What type of pizza did the twin towers order?

Plain.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.