Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Twin Towers Jokes
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
