Twin Towers jokes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
When your plane heads for New York...
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
The twins are falling down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.