Twin Towers jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
The twins are falling down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."