Twin Towers jokes

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”