Twin Towers jokes
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.