Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.