Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔