Twin Towers jokes

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

They made a movie about 9/11.

It was a big hit.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

When your plane heads for New York...

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers.