Twin Towers jokes
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!