Twin Towers jokes

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Haha joke haha!

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

"Black midget porn is in 911."