Twin Towers jokes
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
"Another one bites the dust."
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.