Twin Towers jokes
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Comment your favorite sport.
like this if you don't like school.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
like this if you have ever been abused.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀