Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.