Twin Towers jokes
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.