"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Twin Towers Jokes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Mama milky?
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
