Twin Towers jokes
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.