Twin Towers jokes
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?