Twin Towers jokes
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."