Twin Towers jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Allah akbar.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

It was 9/10.

idkl

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"