Twin Towers jokes
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.