Twin Towers jokes
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!