Twin Towers jokes
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.