Twin Towers jokes

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Ligma

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Beans, your mum is fat!

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Y'all smell like ass!

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!