Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Twin Towers Jokes
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. đź’€
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
