Twin Towers jokes
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Ooo.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.