Twin Towers jokes
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Allah akbar.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.