Twin Towers jokes

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

How do Taliban parents feed their babies?

"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

I am awesome, look at me!

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.