Twin Towers jokes
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.