Twin Towers jokes
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.