Twin Towers jokes
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!