Twin Towers jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
I am awesome, look at me!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.