What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What tv series do orphans hate? House M.D
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days 1. listening to your teacher 2. not haveing your phone/ game / tv 3. not haveing niccotine
what is an orphans favourite tv show? Alone
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
Why don't orphan's watch tv..?
Because of family guy
