TV jokes

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.