Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
Your dad is so fat he walks past the TV I miss 3 episodes of South Park
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa...
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
British tv:🖥 Italian tv:📺
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
