It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
British tv:🖥 Italian tv:📺
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
