Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?
Robot Wars.
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
what TV shows orphans dont like? family guy
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
your forhead so big i could use it to get free tv
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
