TV jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air
Memes
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.