i tried to catch fog but i mist
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
Ive been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, bu i couldn't see any
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
try not to <3
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
What Did One Bean say To The Other Bean !
How You Bean !!
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
