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I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.