I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside
Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
I wasn't staring at you I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
So I’m not sure if it’s a joke but I thought it was funny. So imagine u try to die by shooting yourself but you sneeze and pull the trigger... idk about you but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf I wasn’t readyyyy
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
I tried to catch air one... I mist
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
