Try jokes
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."