Try jokes

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a Risk I was willing to take.

I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

The tree leaves him hanging :)

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.