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Tree

    • What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?

    The tree leaves him hanging :)

    Shooter

    • So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

    And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

    Man

    • A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.
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    Penaldo

    • I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

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    • Mama

    • You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

    Orphan

    • One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

    Man

    • One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

    Baby

    • I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

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    • AI

    • You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

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    • Dad

    • My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

    Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

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