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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.