Try jokes

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”

Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.

He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.