Truth jokes

Victim

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When is a rape victim right?

When she admits she lied.

Nationalist

John Grimm · 3 years ago

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

Dream

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.

Man

Haven · 3 years ago

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

Autism

edward aylward · 7 years ago

People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.

9/11

Haha Names · 8 years ago

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

Child

Anonymous · 7 years ago

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.

One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"

Lgbt

Wilkinsonburritos · 3 years ago

"You only get offended because it's true"

The text on the image reads "LGBT: LOVE IS LOVE! AIDS:". The image below the text shows a man in a gray suit and purple tie sitting in a chair with a smirk on his face.

Superhero

Wade · 2 years ago

A four-panel image. Top left shows Superman with the word "HOPE" below him. Top right shows Wonder Woman with the word "TRUTH" below her. Bottom left shows Batman with the word "JUSTICE" below him. Bottom right shows Deadpool with the word "BOOBIES!!" coming from a speech bubble.

Promise

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

Knowledge

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image shows a comparison between two types of people: those who don't know and those who do. The top part of the image shows a puzzle with two skyscrapers and an airplane and the question "Are you stuck? I Need" on top. The bottom part of the image has two different pictures of people. One on the left has a laughing face, while the one on the right is serious and dark, labeled "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" and "PEOPLE WHO KNOW", respectively.

Cat

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago

Relatable

A white cat with heterochromia, one blue and one brown eye, looks confused with a loading symbol above its head. Text above it says "Tell me the truth RIGHT NOWW." Below the cat, text says "me trying to remember what I did wrong."

Reaction

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

BRO THATS SO REAL

Lie

原田 · 2 years ago

A side by side image of a man. On the left, the man has a neutral, slightly serious expression with his hands folded. On the right, he has a slight grin, as if he's up to something. The text overlaid on the image reads: ME LYING / ME TELLING THE TRUTH

Religion

Willy b · 2 years ago

The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

Tech Support

Hey oh HEEEEY · 3 years ago

true

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a man in a dark shirt with a light blue background. Text above him reads: "When someone says Tech Support is just googling the problem" and below him: "You just insulted my entire profession." The bottom panel shows the same man with a similar background looking a bit amused. The text reads: "But yes." The website boredpanda.com is written in small font on the lower right.

Otter

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Mass

BaddiePatrick · 2 years ago

He was telling the truth in a different way...

A portrait of Isaac Newton. Above him, it says, "I like them thicc af". Below him it says, "But Sir Newton, we can't write that! Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

Truth memes

Community talk

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4 months ago

Everyone, a while ago i told Mal and comso and a few poeple i was lesbian. Cosmo told me im not, because I've dated men before. So because of that i thought maybe i had to like men, and i forced myself to. So i kept dating guys. Now, its weird, thinking of being with a guy just makes me sick in a way I can't understand. It donset sound appealing, i just... dont want it. I dont find attraction, or love to any of them … Read more

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6 months ago

IF HE LOVED YOU WOULD TELL YOU IF HE MISSED YOU HE WOULD CALL IF HE WANTED TOY HIS MAMA THEN HE WOULD BRING YOU HOME NO THERE AINT NO EXCUSES HE AINT MESSUES UP MISUNDERSTOOD QUIT LYING TO YOURSELF IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD !!!! rah

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1 year ago

As the religious user on this site i shall now give u the verse of the day!

¨ I have chosen the way of truth; I have set my heart on your laws.¨ —Psalm 119:30

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