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Finger

2 years ago

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."
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    • Tank

    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...
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    • Cheat

    2 years ago

    Hum, women still bruh.

    The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.
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    • Goal

    2 years ago

    me all the time

    A determined-looking baby with a clenched fist is on a beach. Text above and below the image reads: "My Goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2019 which I should have done in 2018 because I promised them in 2017 and planned them in 2016."
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    • Tomorrow

    2 years ago

    If you can relate follow me pls

    The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".
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    • Hamster

    7 months ago
    A baseball player is in the middle of throwing a ball. The text overlay says: "Yo can I hold your hamster rq? I promise I won't do nothing."
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    • Florida Man

    1 year ago
    A Fox News headline reads "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza". Below the headline is a mugshot of the Florida man.
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    • Friend

    2 years ago

    that be me

    Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."
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    • Music

    2 years ago

    stotpify

    The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.
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    • Best

    9 months ago

    this is a real political slogan

    A banner shows a man named Jun-Jun Sotto. The text on the banner says, "I'll do my best but I can't promise anything. Ipagpatuloy Ang Kaunlaran Jun-Jun Sotto."
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    • Man

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.
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    • Memes

    10 months ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man and I feel disgusting. During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I could forget everything that happened today. I said I would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another foot into this household. GREG, LISTEN. HOW ABOUT WE FORGET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY? YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER. @gabriel She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who breaks her wedding vows.
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    • Adventure

    2 years ago
    A manipulated image of the cover of the game "Tomb Raider III" with a picture of Dylan Klebold's face replacing Lara Croft's face. The text on the cover says "Adventures of Dylan Klebold". The logo of Sandy Hook Promise is in the bottom right corner.
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