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Finger

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

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Tank

Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...

Father

Willy b · 8 months ago

A two-panel image featuring Captain Kirk and a woman. In the top panel, the woman, looking distressed, says, "My father is mad you took my virginity." Captain Kirk is partially visible in the background, wearing a yellow shirt with "Captain Kink Man Myth Legend" written on it. In the bottom panel, Captain Kirk, with a smirk, looks at the woman and says, "Tell him it won't happen again." The woman looks somber beside him. The image includes a 'CocoFun' watermark.

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Cheat

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

Goal

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

me all the time

A determined-looking baby with a clenched fist is on a beach. Text above and below the image reads: "My Goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2019 which I should have done in 2018 because I promised them in 2017 and planned them in 2016."

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Proof

Bubblegumㅤ · 7 months ago

A close-up photograph of a white and grey cat looking directly at the camera with a slightly confused or unimpressed expression. The top part of the image has white text overlay that reads: 'I seriously don't understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born.'

Tomorrow

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

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Valentine's Day

Orlaith · 3 months ago

😭

A split image. The left side features a cashier in a blue polo shirt standing behind a checkout counter with text that reads: "The store cashier on Valentines watching me buy the cheapest sh@tgun and a single shell". The right side shows a screenshot of a YouTube comment from @Jaziel7-mg9 that says: "sir it's for me I promise".

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A Fox News headline reads "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza". Below the headline is a mugshot of the Florida man.

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Hamster

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A baseball player is in the middle of throwing a ball. The text overlay says: "Yo can I hold your hamster rq? I promise I won't do nothing."

Friend

GG Miller · 3 years ago

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

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Music

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

this is a real political slogan

A banner shows a man named Jun-Jun Sotto. The text on the banner says, "I'll do my best but I can't promise anything. Ipagpatuloy Ang Kaunlaran Jun-Jun Sotto."

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Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.

Infidelity

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a parody 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book featuring handwritten text and a cartoon illustration of Greg Heffley and his mother in a car. The text describes Greg witnessing his mother's infidelity and his resulting feelings of disgust and distrust, culminating in a tense conversation where she asks him to keep the secret.

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Dylan Klebold

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Orphan

Anonymous · 5 years ago

How do you know when an orphan is lying?

When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."