Tree jokes
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.