Tree jokes
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.