Tree jokes
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Memes
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.