Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
Gee-I'm-a-tree.
What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
why did the emo kid hate the tree it left him hanging
Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....? humm.. Older brother: Ooh I know! 1,2,3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
