Tree

Tree jokes

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

Dog

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Emo kid

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

Memes

Ear

I speak for the trees.

*Trees whisper in my ear*

They said six million wasn't enough.

Baby

What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.

What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.

Monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was also dead.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first one.

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  • Ornament

    Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

    'Cause she always dropped them.

    Holiday

    Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

    Christmas

    What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

    They both hang from a tree!

    Priest

    What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

    They can both flash.

    Orphan

    Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.