What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
