What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone
D you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears :3
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree
A leaf
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees.
1 baby tied to 5 trees,
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂
what is worse 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 baby stapled to ten trees.
ur dad lesbian
Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
