What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
