Tree jokes
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?